Well, it’s Monday so let’s keep things light this morning. A Quang Nam school principal, rumored to have had an extramarital affair, has requested a genital inspection by “relevant agencies” to prove his innocence.
The principal, identified only as H, has been accused of engaging in an affair with a subordinate whose husband, in a fit of jealousy, cut H’s penis. He says these rumors have seriously damaged his relationship and reputation:
“There have been bad rumors targeting me and the staff at my school. In short, it is rumored that I had extramarital affair with the deputy principal T and that my penis was cut when the affair was caught red handed.”
H said that when the rumors surfaced, he thought nothing of them. But as they persisted, he felt the need to defend his honor. Naturally, the best way to accomplish this is a penile inspection as requested by H:
“I stressed that the rumors are fabricated, slanderous… I requested relevant agencies to verify it.”
This could get awkward...
[ThanNien]
